Yesterday all servers in the U.S. went out on strike in a bid to get more RAM and better CPUs. A spokes person said that the need for better RAM was due to some fool increasing the front-side bus speed. In future, busses will be told to slow down in residential motherboards.
Doctors at the Institute of Child Health, a government hospital in Chennai, India, successfully operated on a one-year-old with a rare heart birth defect.